“If I ever die, go missing, need a picture to sign my autograph to, ( xoxo Ravi), get featured in a most wanted posted, win an award, get arrested, my Aunt needs a photo to complete her visual family tree, or you want a picture for that 5X7 frame you just bought, follow the parameters listed out below, this is the photo I will permit use of.
Photo’s not included to use are as follows:” was the idea behind that post
I’ve been giving it more thought about it. Those parameters are going to make for a BORING picture, SO, I am changing my mind.
New parameters.
PICTURES to use
1.) My hair must be mussed in some way
2.) I should have smeared lipstick
3.) I do not have to be fully dressed but please keep it clean for the children
4.) One shoe, no shoes, two different shoes, two right footed shoes
5.) If you still have the pics of me, mooning, sticking my tongue out or flashing in anyway..this is a great time to bring those out.
6.) Remember that night we got pulled over and we were in handcuffs and Josie wasn’t and took our picture? Yeah..put that one up! hmm, if you do, you are the one who will have to explain to my mother.
7.) Any picture of me loading the dishwasher with soap, as long as you can also see my face.
8.) Christmas morning photo’s, smiling away and opening present in a sea of wrapping paper. If you can find the one with me also eating toast you get extra points for that.
This way, if I am missing, I will be memorable.
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= ) Hi soror! I hope you are enjoying your Holiday, it’s always nice to see you.
i love this.